And all those statuses about how you 'luv my bby 4eva'. For goodness sake you've been going out less than a month, get a grip. You only know her last name because of facebook.
Then there's the idiots who commemorate 'deep and meaningful moments' with tattoos, then proceed to block up my timeline with their unoriginal, nonsensical crap.
And stop begging for comments/likes! You know who you are! There's not 15 likes on that photo because of your face, it's because you're showing more cleavage than a stripper on a Friday. If you really want to see what people think of you stop taking whorish photos and accept the fact that no 25 year old man likes your 16 year old photo because you're smart/funny/in possession of a great personality. It's the boobs. It was always the boobs. Move on, grow up and buy some decent clothing.
|They're the only reason you have over 50 friends.|