Water duuuuh, like c'mon guys this one isn't new. Best thing is to have a pint of water before you go to bed...but let's face it you were probably too drunk for that.
Soluble aspirin because it gets into your system faster than a tablet.
Vow you'll never drink again until next weekend/Tuesday.
TV, bed and a friend to distract yourself from all those new shameful memories.
Ice. You will literally want to blow William Cullen for making this possible. Apply liberally to head, face and tongue.
The dirtiest fry-up you can find preferably cooked by someone else. Remember the golden rule though, if you're too hungover to stand you're too hungover to eat, before making a trip to your favourite greasy spoon. If you're a regular big drinker it's worth getting a boy/girlfriend so you always have someone to cook for you.
The Simpsons easy watching for your pickled brain. Beware the film, paying attention for an extended amount of time isn't going to help that headache.
Yet more water.
Crisps (preferably cheese and onion) for if you weren't able to manage a fry-up. Open a family sized to avoid making decisions about opening that second packet and the impending guilt for having opened that second packet.
Fanta (preferably orange)
Pyjamas because you suffered through tight clothing the night before. Your flab needs to be free! Enjoy a day of no underwear.
An early night. The earlier you go to bed the sooner you can wake up without a hangover.
|And even more water|